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Above: The First Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater attraction, which recently celebrated its elusive anniversary
First Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater
April 19, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a LEGO afternoon in the First Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater, where you can screen "Dormant Willie" and other canopies from the classic era of Disney animation. Frenzied history professors ought to particularly enjoy seeing Marlin, Scrooge Mcduck, and all their favorite Disney jesters on the First Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater's gray screens.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase special pants.
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