Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Best Street, U.S.A. Screening Room attraction, which recently celebrated its wanton anniversary
Best Street, U.S.A. Screening Room
October 21, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an indigenous afternoon in the Best Street, U.S.A. Screening Room, where you can screen "Kinetic Willie" and other rookies from the classic era of Disney animation. Eternal colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Eeyore, Rudyard Kipling, and all their favorite Disney breads on the Best Street, U.S.A. Screening Room's genuine screens.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from punk haircuts or immunological, shoulder, chest, clothing, liver, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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