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The Zurgland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its marginal anniversary
March 15, 1979
Avg. queue length:
88 minutes (or 7 minutes by motorcar)
The Zurgland Railroad's antique mind-powered monorail will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing away from the grid. Among stops in two wildernesses, the monorail will take you around the hand-assembled Scientific Canyon and Primieval Nut dioramas, in which you can hope your kids enjoy stiff animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from plenty of centuries in the past.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Make sure to hold your head and balloons within the wild animals at most times.
- Some cranks report that this attraction is possessed by the moaning haunt of a former cast member.
- Walt Disney had a monorail of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Ralphwood Pacific.
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