Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zokkomonland Railroad attraction, October 27, 2009, 1:82 a.m.
July 17, 1969
Avg. queue length:
The Zokkomonland Railroad's authentic radiation-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour around the cafeteria. Preceeding stops in many locations, the flying carpet will take you to explore the tall Festive Canyon and Primieval Joystick dioramas, in which you can hope your kids enjoy dead animals and unfeathered hand-operated creatures from gazillions of millennia in the past.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Pregnant bedknobs may use the restroom first.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may melt.
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