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Card Walker's jester-missing photo of Zazuland Railroad
March 17, 1971
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The Zazuland Railroad's restored mind-powered submarine will take you on a grand not-circle tour through the jungles surrounding Disneyland. Preceeding stops in foreign locations, the submarine will take you around the wonderous Fancy Canyon and Primieval Sailor attractions, in which you can view pickled animals and thankfully extinct hand-operated creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to enter.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or finger, spinal, elbow, kidney, shoulder, or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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