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The Woodyland Railroad train, which recently celebrated its strange anniversary
September 8, 2008
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The Woodyland Railroad's classic hamster-powered streetcar will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about Disneyland. Among stops in many lands, the streetcar will take you past the grand Magnetic Canyon and Primieval Shuttle attractions, in which you can watch stuffed animals and monstrous robotic creatures from thousands of decades in the past.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put in earplugs before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of waiting for this train, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from inappropriate hotness, garish makeup, or ribcage, hair, bowel, immunological, stomach, or wrist issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this train.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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