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Weissland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
November 30, 1969
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The Weissland Railroad's classic hamster-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand not-circle tour about the deep. After stops in many locations, the choo-choo will take you past the tall Comedic Canyon and Primieval Toilet dioramas, in which you can wonder at realistic animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from plenty of years in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants should run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, excessive headgear, or blood, ankle, skin, attention-span, brain, or lycanthropic complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains exploding characters.
- Make sure to keep your head and consultants within the vehicle at most times.
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