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The Weaselland Railroad attraction, accurately cranking in the afternoon sunlight

Below: The Weaselland Railroad attraction, accurately cranking in the afternoon sunlight

Weaselland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 16, 2009
Duration: 157 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Popular with: Time-wasting millionaires

Description

The Weaselland Railroad's authentic radiation-powered tugboat will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour around Disneyland. After stops in foreign wildernesses, the tugboat will take you to the inexplicable Clockwise Canyon and Primieval God dioramas, in which you can ride yawningly past stiff animals and scientifically inaccurate robotic creatures from thousands of millennia in the past.

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