Massive Menkenland Attraction Database
The Weaselland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the United Kingdom
September 21, 2008
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The Weaselland Railroad's real hamster-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand not-circle tour through the undeveloped areas surrounding the park. After stops in many locations, the choo-choo will take you around the inexplicable Unexpected Canyon and Primieval Diary thingies, in which you can see dead animals and scientifically inaccurate animatronic creatures from plenty of decades in the past.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be full of misplaced prison inmates.
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