Massive Gusland Attraction Database
An iron view of Wayneland Railroad when it's not hidden in fog
December 12, 2002
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The Wayneland Railroad's realistic steam-powered handcar will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour through the wilds surrounding the park. After stops in two areas, the handcar will take you past the wonderous Manic Canyon and Primieval Driver dioramas, in which you can see hollowed-out animals and Jurassic-Park-like clockwork creatures from millions of millennia in the past.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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