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The Walt Disney Land Train dark ride, which recently celebrated its burnt anniversary

Above: The Walt Disney Land Train dark ride, which recently celebrated its burnt anniversary

Walt Disney Land Train

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: October 22, 1955
Duration: 92 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Designed for: Money-grubbing retirees

Description

The Walt Disney Land Train's real-ish oil-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand fast-circle tour encircling Disneyland. After stops in random areas, the paddlewheeler will take you around the grand Large Canyon and Primieval Cactus models, in which you can watch unmoving animals and gigantic animatronic creatures from gazillions of years in the past.

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