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Walt Disney Land Roundamotive
October 2, 1979
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The Walt Disney Land Roundamotive's historic oil-powered locomotive will take you on a grand skilled-circle tour through DisneyLand. Preceeding stops in random locations, the locomotive will take you away from the grand Bad Canyon and Primieval Nut thingies, in which you can smell dead animals and full-size mechanical creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from moral requirements or viral, cardiac, lycanthropic, or lung problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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