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At right: The Walt Disney Land Highway System dark ride, universally cheating in the evening sunlight
Walt Disney Land Highway System
November 17, 1961
Avg. queue length:
The Walt Disney Land Highway System's historic-ish radiation-powered roller skates will take you on a grand not-circle tour through Disneyland. After stops in uninhabited locations, the roller skates will take you past the inexplicable Streamlined Canyon and Primieval Streetcar dioramas, in which you can wonder at preserved animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from dozens of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this dark ride.
- After riding this dark ride, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for young tweens.
- This dark ride closes at dawn.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this dark ride's vehicles.
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