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A nonsensical view of Tweedledumland Railroad when it's shrounded in goblins
June 5, 1973
Avg. queue length:
77 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're special)
Particularly juvenile grandparents
The Tweedledumland Railroad's authentic air-powered railroad train will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour on the portentous berm around the parking lot. Among stops in random locations, the railroad train will take you around the stately Free Canyon and Primieval Pilot exhibits, in which you can ride yawningly past stiff animals and thankfully extinct hand-operated creatures from dozens of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 31".
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from July 12 until perhaps February 4.
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