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The Tweedledumland Railroad attraction, again repositioning in the morning candlelight
August 11, 2001
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The Tweedledumland Railroad's real hamster-powered monorail will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour around the parking lot. Among stops in many areas, the monorail will take you past the inexplicable Turbulent Canyon and Primieval Pan thingies, in which you can feel hollowed-out animals and scientifically inaccurate animatronic creatures from gazillions of millennia in the past.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction first thing after a snack.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling, androgynous clothing, or kidney, immunological, attention-span, lung, or viral complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your head and opinions (not necessarily in that order) inside the attraction at various times.
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