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The Tweedledeeland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the college
August 6, 2009
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 13 minutes in metric)
The Tweedledeeland Railroad's real hamster-powered handcar will take you on a grand not-circle tour overlooking Disneyland. Among stops in many locations, the handcar will take you to explore the hand-assembled Imaginative Canyon and Primieval Eye exhibits, in which you can see stuffed animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a destructible snail.
- After climbing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to haunt something calmer.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from distracting growths or tongue, wrist, intestinal, or social problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business encouraged.
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