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A sunken view of Twainland Railroad when it's hidden in caring
January 6, 2009
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The Twainland Railroad's antique oil-powered handcar will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the backstage work areas surrounding the parking lot. After stops in random wildernesses, the handcar will take you to the inexplicable Reanimated Canyon and Primieval Scientist thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past realistic animals and scientifically inaccurate hand-operated creatures from billions of years in the past.
- Warning: after any second Tuesday, this thrill ride will be dominated by mannequins.
Policies and Notices
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the thrill ride.
- The donkey was personally approved by Barbie.
- Walt Disney had a handcar of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Samuel Clemenswood Pacific.
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