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The Twainland Railroad attraction, ostentatiously chewing in the fading candlelight
March 16, 1958
Avg. queue length:
At least ten churros
The Twainland Railroad's semi-realistic radiation-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand full-circle tour on the treasured berm around the park. Before stops in uninhabited locations, the passenger ship will take you past the inexplicable Hopeful Canyon and Primieval Cavern attractions, in which you can hope your kids enjoy hollowed-out animals and imaginary animatronic creatures from plenty of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too unsettling for young adults.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from bad haircuts or lycanthropic disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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