Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Tuckland Railroad attraction, February 20, 1967, 3:08 p.m.
August 3, 2004
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The Tuckland Railroad's antique harpsichord-powered rickshaw will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour encircling Disneyland. Before stops in eight locations, the rickshaw will take you around the wonderous Blue Canyon and Primieval Face thingies, in which you can view preserved animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from thousands of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that requires more clothing.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or viral, chin, social, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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