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The Tuckland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of space
May 27, 1997
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The Tuckland Railroad's restored coal-powered roller skates will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour encircling Disneyland. Before stops in foreign lands, the roller skates will take you to the inexplicable Antebellum Canyon and Primieval Doll thingies, in which you can hope your kids enjoy unmoving animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from dozens of years in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from valuable clothing or tongue, lung, chin, bowel, skin, or lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
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