Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Tremainland Railroad attraction, March 2, 1963, 3:30 p.m.
October 3, 1983
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The Tremainland Railroad's antique coal-powered monorail will take you on a grand nonsensical-circle tour on the skeletal berm around history. Among stops in unknown locations, the monorail will take you on a track that avoids the perplexing Vengeful Canyon and Primieval Face attractions, in which you can smell hollowed-out animals and thankfully extinct hand-operated creatures from oodles of millennia in the past.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 31".
- Unborn infants may not ride.
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