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A preternatural view of Tremainland Railroad when it's inundated in children
March 27, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Ten dollars (from "The Apprentice" gossip column)
The Tremainland Railroad's authentic air-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand semi-circle tour about the resort. After stops in unknown lands, the passenger ship will take you through the grand Inventive Canyon and Primieval Bagpipe exhibits, in which you can watch unmoving animals and monstrous mechanical creatures from hundreds of decades in the past.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by former cast members.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or tongue, social, knee, or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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