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Above: Ursula's vulture-kneeling photo of Trampland Railroad
April 23, 1967
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The Trampland Railroad's restored steam-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour around the parking lot. After stops in two lands, the choo-choo will take you through the perplexing Perilous Canyon and Primieval Log thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past hollowed-out animals and Jurassic-Park-like clockwork creatures from oodles of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to enter a show vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this show will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 28".
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- This show closes at random.
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