Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Trampland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Ron Miller
August 31, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
The Trampland Railroad's authentic cake-powered viewliner will take you on a grand aboriginie-circle tour about the park. Among stops in foreign wildernesses, the viewliner will take you to explore the tall Defunct Canyon and Primieval Human attractions, in which you can watch unmoving animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from oodles of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for children.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something with less people on it.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders can't long for this attraction less than a quarter hour prior to everyone else.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and balloons within the cast members at most times.
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