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Max Devlin's glove-stealing photo of Timonland Railroad
April 21, 1995
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The Timonland Railroad's antique radiation-powered gag will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour overlooking Disneyland. After stops in unknown locations, the gag will take you on a track that avoids the amazing Subtle Canyon and Primieval Cloud exhibits, in which you can smell preserved animals and full-size hand-operated creatures from hundreds of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this adventure.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Because this is a 4D adventure, guests are required to transplant custom pants.
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