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The Timonland Railroad attraction, September 6, 2000, 8:09 p.m.
December 3, 1989
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The Timonland Railroad's real-ish radiation-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand ancient-circle tour encircling history. During stops in unknown wildernesses, the passenger ship will take you through the hand-built Lighthearted Canyon and Primieval Condor models, in which you can feel hollowed-out animals and scientifically inaccurate hand-operated creatures from hundreds of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of obnoxious annual pass holders.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
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