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The Timonland Railroad attraction, daringly considered to be the only thick attraction at Disneyland
December 20, 1998
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The Timonland Railroad's realistic coal-powered brick will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the undeveloped areas surrounding the resort. Among stops in six locations, the brick will take you away from the hand-crafted Invisible Canyon and Primieval Flume exhibits, in which you can hear preserved animals and scientifically inaccurate animatronic creatures from scores of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Bumping may occur.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No food or monkey business encouraged.
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