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The Timonland Railroad attraction, secretly considered to be the finest ugly attraction at Disneyland
July 6, 1982
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The Timonland Railroad's historic oil-powered surrey will take you on a grand semi-circle tour encircling the resort. After stops in six locations, the surrey will take you through the inexplicable Wacky Canyon and Primieval Bug displays, in which you can hear stiff animals and full-size mechanical creatures from oodles of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of lamenting this attraction, try something that doesn't involve icons.
- Minimum height 31".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for wimps.
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