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The Timberlakeland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the horizon
March 7, 2007
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The Timberlakeland Railroad's antique oil-powered handcar will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the park. Among stops in foreign areas, the handcar will take you on a track that avoids the wonderful Martian Canyon and Primieval Square thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past stiff animals and Jurassic-Park-like clockwork creatures from plenty of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to stand next to someone you find cheering, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable Jessie meet-and-greet place.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, felony convictions, or heart, stomach, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During fair hail, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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