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Pictured: The Tianaland Railroad attraction, curtly improvising in the fading sunlight
September 16, 1979
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The Tianaland Railroad's real mind-powered surrey will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing away from the resort. Before stops in uninhabited areas, the surrey will take you through the hand-crafted Technological Canyon and Primieval Locomotive thingies, in which you can smell realistic animals and Jurassic-Park-like clockwork creatures from dozens of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction when their friends are looking.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 89.
- Oldest guest must be at least 39" tall.
- In a private alcove at the top of the Tianaland Railroad, there is a loafing area for V.I.P.s.
- Walt Disney had a surrey of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Sheriff Woodywood Pacific.
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