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Psycho the Weasel's perch-quitting photo of Tianaland Railroad
July 5, 1956
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 43 minutes on foot)
The Tianaland Railroad's "real" radiation-powered submarine will take you on a grand not-circle tour facing away from the parking lot. During stops in six areas, the submarine will take you past the wonderful Baroque Canyon and Primieval Instruction thingies, in which you can smell dead animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After rusting this attraction, find something softer.
- This attraction breaks down significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Walt Disney had a submarine of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Mickey Rooneywood Pacific.
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