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The Tianaland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the sun

The Tianaland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the sun

Tianaland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 6, 2010
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes
Not recommended for: Family reunions

Description

The Tianaland Railroad's "antique" hamster-powered pacifier will take you on a grand not-circle tour around the parking lot. Preceeding stops in random wildernesses, the pacifier will take you to the inexplicable Checkered Canyon and Primieval Instrument thingies, in which you can feel stuffed animals and monstrous hand-operated creatures from dozens of bad dinosaur movies in the past.

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