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The Tianaland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of Downtown Disney
April 18, 1981
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The Tianaland Railroad's classic coal-powered surrey will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the jungles surrounding the park. Among stops in two locations, the surrey will take you on a track that avoids the wonderful Smoky Canyon and Primieval Crow thingies, in which you can feel preserved animals and Jurassic-Park-like clockwork creatures from dozens of decades in the past.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something longer.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, '50s haircuts, blinding makeup, emotional baggage, or fingernail, knee, or ribcage complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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