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Marty Sklar's turtle-suing photo of Thumperland Railroad
February 10, 1958
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The Thumperland Railroad's realistic radiation-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through the resort. During stops in unknown lands, the choo-choo will take you through the perplexing Evil Canyon and Primieval Musketeer thingies, in which you can see unmoving animals and gigantic robotic creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess interaction thingy.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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