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Above: A spectacular view of Thumperland Railroad when it's not inundated in children
December 22, 1959
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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The Thumperland Railroad's semi-realistic mind-powered handcar will take you on a grand not-circle tour overlooking the park. During stops in six lands, the handcar will take you through the wonderful Counterfeit Canyon and Primieval Cloud attractions, in which you can see hollowed-out animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from billions of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with a small group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find flaming, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for wimps.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from stomach, immunological, elbow, shoulder, fingernail, or social problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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