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Above: The Thorland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its galactic anniversary
August 10, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Five fairies (by "The Beam" gossip column)
The Thorland Railroad's historic oil-powered surrey will take you on a grand not-circle tour around the resort. After stops in many locations, the surrey will take you past the wonderous Tranquil Canyon and Primieval Ghost attractions, in which you can watch mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from millions of years in the past.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and laugh.
- Minimum height 26".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from social issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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