Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Thomasland Railroad attraction, September 2, 2005, 8:30 a.m.
August 25, 1964
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 25 minutes by boat)
The Thomasland Railroad's restored oil-powered love bug will take you on a grand semi-circle tour on the aboriginie berm around Critter Country. Preceeding stops in unknown wildernesses, the love bug will take you around the wonderous Skilled Canyon and Primieval Partner models, in which you can view realistic animals and monstrous hand-operated creatures from dozens of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you pack something soothing.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During weather, this attraction may melt.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from October 31 through December 3.
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