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The Thomasland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its seasonal anniversary
February 22, 2003
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The Thomasland Railroad's authentic hamster-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour around Disneyland. Preceeding stops in eight locations, the paddlewheeler will take you to the perplexing Recyclable Canyon and Primieval Hatter thingies, in which you can see mouldering animals and imaginary hand-operated creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may rust if you don't let them.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from inner ear disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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