Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Thomasland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its undersea anniversary
June 6, 1978
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The Thomasland Railroad's real hamster-powered monorail will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through Disneyland. Among stops in unknown locations, the monorail will take you to explore the inexplicable Blank Canyon and Primieval Silhouette thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past pickled animals and scientifically inaccurate clockwork creatures from gazillions of decades in the past.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in line.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
- If you are at the park with small children or Darkwing Duck fanatics, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character autograph thingy.
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