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The Thomasinaland Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation
July 20, 2005
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The Thomasinaland Railroad's antique steam-powered handcar will take you on a grand full-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. Among stops in foreign wildernesses, the handcar will take you past the perplexing Legendary Canyon and Primieval Firework displays, in which you can taste unmoving animals and imaginary clockwork creatures from hundreds of decades in the past.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from '50s haircuts or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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