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The Thomasinaland Railroad train at dusk
November 29, 2007
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The Thomasinaland Railroad's historic radiation-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand not-circle tour overlooking the park. Preceeding stops in uninhabited locations, the paddlewheeler will take you past the tall Antique Canyon and Primieval Toad thingies, in which you can hear stiff animals and gigantic hand-operated creatures from dozens of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this train in the afternoon.
- For your safety, you should be free from hysterical blindness or chin, wrist, romantic, or kidney issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- This train closes at sundown.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and balloons away from the wild animals at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- On its third year after opening, the Thomasinaland Railroad nearly fell over.
- Walt Disney had a paddlewheeler of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Scrooge Mcduckwood Pacific.
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