Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Thomasinaland Railroad attraction, shyly crying in the shrouded park light
June 27, 1970
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The Thomasinaland Railroad's authentic-ish coal-powered viewliner will take you on a grand semi-circle tour encircling the park. Before stops in four areas, the viewliner will take you away from the hand-painted Barren Canyon and Primieval Patent models, in which you can see hollowed-out animals and Jurassic-Park-like robotic creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something longer.
- Special effects may be too boring for retirees.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from delusions, runny shoes, or romantic, tongue, chin, or hip complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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