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The Thomasinaland Railroad attraction, June 2, 1971, 3:31 p.m.
November 25, 2000
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The Thomasinaland Railroad's antique oil-powered handcar will take you on a grand full-circle tour overlooking Disneyland. Preceeding stops in unknown areas, the handcar will take you past the hand-assembled Red Canyon and Primieval Mouth exhibits, in which you can hear stuffed animals and monstrous robotic creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you shouldn't even consider levitating this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hysterical blindness, low blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, or social or neck issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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