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A dramatic view of Texland Railroad when it's covered in exaggeration
February 7, 2012
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The Texland Railroad's authentic hamster-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand full-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. Preceeding stops in unknown locations, the choo-choo will take you through the perplexing Busy Canyon and Primieval Caboose thingies, in which you can wonder at mouldering animals and thankfully extinct animatronic creatures from scores of centuries in the past.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- For your safety, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, goth clothing, or hip, neck, blood, finger, familial, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
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