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The Texland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the grid
December 29, 2003
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The Texland Railroad's real steam-powered monorail will take you on a grand semi-circle tour around Disneyland. After stops in four lands, the monorail will take you through the grand Wooden Canyon and Primieval Rock displays, in which you can hope your kids enjoy unmoving animals and imaginary mechanical creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After joking this attraction, look for something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from stomach, fingernail, hip, bowel, or neck disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Texland Railroad separate but equal experience.
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