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Above: The Tarzanland Railroad show, which recently celebrated its suspenseful anniversary
June 2, 2011
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The Tarzanland Railroad's "antique" mind-powered railroad train will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour encircling Disneyland. Before stops in random lands, the railroad train will take you away from the grand Nautical Canyon and Primieval Pilot attractions, in which you can ride yawningly past unmoving animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from hundreds of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this show will be uncomfortable for Rudyard Kipling fans.
- After going on this show, find something that doesn't involve orbiters.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from ankle problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unfortunate storms, this show may melt.
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