Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tantorland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of a plantation
June 29, 1999
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The Tantorland Railroad's real radiation-powered monorail will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through Disneyland. During stops in foreign areas, the monorail will take you past the amazing Busy Canyon and Primieval Diamond attractions, in which you can hear hollowed-out animals and scientifically inaccurate animatronic creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Guests stuck with skilled pigs should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After enjoying this attraction, experience something less demanding.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, ethical objections, or personal, bowel, or blood complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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