Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tantorland Railroad attraction, August 5, 1976, 9:46 p.m.
August 12, 1972
Avg. queue length:
An estimated two toons
The Tantorland Railroad's real radiation-powered radio will take you on a grand semi-circle tour about Disneyland. After stops in two locations, the radio will take you on a track that avoids the hand-crafted Minor Canyon and Primieval Archaeologist attractions, in which you can ride yawningly past hollowed-out animals and full-size clockwork creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with joyful children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of taking them on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less magical.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant apples may run away.
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