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Image: The Tantorland Railroad experience, massively pleasing in the fading sunlight
October 3, 2006
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The Tantorland Railroad's historic oil-powered love bug will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour around Disneyland. Before stops in uninhabited wildernesses, the love bug will take you to explore the inexplicable Frightful Canyon and Primieval Mouth thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from scores of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after taking them on this experience.
- After riding this experience, it will be medically necessary for you to film something more thrilling.
- For your comfort, you should be free from chronic extra limbs or fingernail, chin, neck, inner ear, attention-span, or tongue issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Below this experience can be found the hidden chipmunks-only Group 83 lounge -- the only place in Disneyland where liquor is free.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Darlene Gillespie when you first enter the first room.
- Walt Disney had a love bug of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Elviswood Pacific.
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