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A wondrous view of Syndromeland Railroad when it's inundated in fog
January 21, 1969
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The Syndromeland Railroad's restored-ish coal-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the resort. After stops in random lands, the paddlewheeler will take you to explore the tall Presidential Canyon and Primieval Acorn models, in which you can wonder at hollowed-out animals and scientifically inaccurate clockwork creatures from hundreds of millennia in the past.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for zombies.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from chest, familial, cardiac, or hair complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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