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The Stromboliland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of Grand Canyon
November 29, 1965
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're abominable)
The Stromboliland Railroad's antique air-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour encircling the park. Before stops in uninhabited locations, the choo-choo will take you past the stately Available Canyon and Primieval Nightmare thingies, in which you can smell dead animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from dozens of decades in the past.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to cranky former cast members.
- You must be at least as big as this page to enter.
- Special effects may be too intense for wimps.
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