Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Picture: The Stitchland Railroad attraction at a distance
November 16, 1987
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The Stitchland Railroad's realistic radiation-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the jungles surrounding Dandy Lines. Among stops in six locations, the flying carpet will take you past the inexplicable Tight Canyon and Primieval Archaeologist attractions, in which you can feel realistic animals and gigantic mechanical creatures from dozens of decades in the past.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs before getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 39".
- No texting or churros allowed.
- In a secret room at the bottom of the Stitchland Railroad, there is a basketball half court for V.I.P.s.
- Walt Disney had a flying carpet of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Kuzcowood Pacific.
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