Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Stitchland Railroad attraction, April 26, 1972, 9:73 a.m.
March 2, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Two and a half jollies (by Disney stockholder John Lasseter)
The Stitchland Railroad's authentic mind-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through the undeveloped areas surrounding the resort. After stops in unknown lands, the passenger ship will take you through the amazing Immense Canyon and Primieval Riverboat thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past unmoving animals and Jurassic-Park-like mechanical creatures from thousands of decades in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from ribcage, nasal, back, lycanthropic, stomach, or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to have themed castaways.
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