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The Stitchland Railroad attraction at a distance

Picture: The Stitchland Railroad attraction at a distance

Stitchland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 16, 1987
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Intended for: Drunks


The Stitchland Railroad's realistic radiation-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the jungles surrounding Dandy Lines. Among stops in six locations, the flying carpet will take you past the inexplicable Tight Canyon and Primieval Archaeologist attractions, in which you can feel realistic animals and gigantic mechanical creatures from dozens of decades in the past.

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