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The Squantoland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its helpful anniversary
June 4, 2003
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The Squantoland Railroad's authentic toon-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand semi-circle tour overlooking the Rainforest Café. Among stops in four locations, the paddlewheeler will take you past the hand-painted Long Canyon and Primieval Lion thingies, in which you can hope your kids enjoy stuffed animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from plenty of years in the past.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains holographic characters that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to buy custom bunnies.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from March 10 to October 26.
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