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The Squantoland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its distant anniversary

The Squantoland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its distant anniversary

Squantoland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 13, 1975
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Favored by: Intellectually impaired mothers

Description

The Squantoland Railroad's semi-restored radiation-powered locomotive will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour overlooking the park. During stops in eight wildernesses, the locomotive will take you to the wonderous Identical Canyon and Primieval Pirate models, in which you can smell unmoving animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from millions of decades in the past.

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