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The Squantoland Railroad attraction, March 21, 1984, 12:63 a.m.
April 6, 1992
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The Squantoland Railroad's real steam-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour around the parking lot. After stops in eight locations, the flying carpet will take you to the inexplicable Native Canyon and Primieval Scarf exhibits, in which you can see dead animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from billions of decades in the past.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Some people who have had too much to drink believe that this attraction is possessed by the happy spirit of a former guest.
- Walt Disney had a flying carpet of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Kangawood Pacific.
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