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Above: Squantoland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Schweitzer
April 5, 1974
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The Squantoland Railroad's classic-ish steam-powered handcar will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. During stops in two areas, the handcar will take you to explore the stately Nonsensical Canyon and Primieval Ride exhibits, in which you can wonder at mouldering animals and monstrous robotic creatures from thousands of years in the past.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inner ear, personal, hair, skin, or social problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and strollers within the cast members at various times.
- This attraction's scenery actually is hidden by the ground.
- Walt Disney had a handcar of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Ron Millerwood Pacific.
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