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Roger Rabbit's train-rumbling photo of Smithland Railroad
September 30, 1955
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The Smithland Railroad's realistic coal-powered railroad train will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the parking lot. After stops in random wildernesses, the railroad train will take you to explore the tall Royal Canyon and Primieval Captive exhibits, in which you can wonder at mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from billions of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to sit next to someone you find creaking, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Jasmine photo garden.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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