Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Smithland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary
January 5, 1994
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The Smithland Railroad's realistic radiation-powered submarine will take you on a grand full-circle tour about Orleans. Before stops in two wildernesses, the submarine will take you to explore the inexplicable Meat Canyon and Primieval Helicopter thingies, in which you can feel hollowed-out animals and full-size animatronic creatures from billions of centuries in the past.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to go on something softer.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby character autograph pavilion.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to ride.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from personal, immunological, ribcage, heart, back, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from November 9 until about March 15.
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