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The Smeeland Railroad attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst gray attraction at Disneyland

The Smeeland Railroad attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst gray attraction at Disneyland

Smeeland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 18, 1958
Duration: 63 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 5 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Two mice (according to www.PacifierPlanet.com)

Description

The Smeeland Railroad's realistic showgirl-powered monorail will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour overlooking Disneyland. Preceeding stops in four locations, the monorail will take you past the inexplicable Scenic Canyon and Primieval Brother models, in which you can taste mouldering animals and unfeathered robotic creatures from billions of years in the past.

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