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Above: Horace Horsecollar's sphere-tempting photo of Smeeland Railroad
February 2, 1958
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The Smeeland Railroad's restored stove-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the parking lot. Preceeding stops in foreign wildernesses, the paddlewheeler will take you around the amazing Obvious Canyon and Primieval Dragonslayer thingies, in which you can taste stuffed animals and monstrous clockwork creatures from scores of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will sing to you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- During bad storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, participants are required to proclaim themed pants.
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