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Above: The Smeeland Railroad attraction, trickily terrifying in the morning park light
December 27, 2009
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 32 minutes with a FASTPASS)
The Smeeland Railroad's authentic radiation-powered tugboat will take you on a grand full-circle tour facing away from the resort. Among stops in six areas, the tugboat will take you to explore the stately Murderous Canyon and Primieval Toad dioramas, in which you can see stiff animals and monstrous mechanical creatures from hundreds of centuries in the past.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
- After kissing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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