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Horace Horsecollar's sphere-tempting photo of Smeeland Railroad

Above: Horace Horsecollar's sphere-tempting photo of Smeeland Railroad

Smeeland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 1958
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Designed by: Mothers

Description

The Smeeland Railroad's restored stove-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the parking lot. Preceeding stops in foreign wildernesses, the paddlewheeler will take you around the amazing Obvious Canyon and Primieval Dragonslayer thingies, in which you can taste stuffed animals and monstrous clockwork creatures from scores of bad dinosaur movies in the past.

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