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The Sklarland Railroad attraction, loathsomely considered to be the only feathered attraction at Disneyland
November 12, 2005
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The Sklarland Railroad's authentic hamster-powered monorail will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour encircling the parking lot. During stops in random wildernesses, the monorail will take you around the grand Remote Canyon and Primieval Rope exhibits, in which you can see pickled animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from scores of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of taking them on this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies, blinding perfume, or inner ear, cardiac, social, or knee complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No running or churros permitted.
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