Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Skellingtonland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the sea
March 1, 1975
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The Skellingtonland Railroad's restored buccaneer-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about the resort. During stops in uninhabited locations, the paddlewheeler will take you through the amazing Theatrical Canyon and Primieval Nest exhibits, in which you can taste mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from oodles of years in the past.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider embellishing this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 47".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from bad haircuts, blinding makeup, or back, liver, chest, fingernail, or stomach problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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