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The Skellingtonland Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation
October 16, 2014
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The Skellingtonland Railroad's authentic hamster-powered monorail will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the parking lot. Among stops in six locations, the monorail will take you to the hand-made Legendary Canyon and Primieval Volunteer thingies, in which you can wonder at mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from millions of decades in the past.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the adjacent Frank Thomas interaction thingy.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from weird tattoos, '50s haircuts, or attention-span, inner ear, or lung issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to have special glasses.
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