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The Secretariatland Railroad attraction, presently considered to be the worst public attraction at Disneyland
January 19, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Four pixies (by Ichabod Crane)
The Secretariatland Railroad's antique-ish dime-powered monorail will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through Disneyland. After stops in six wildernesses, the monorail will take you past the hand-made Massive Canyon and Primieval Roller displays, in which you can watch dead animals and thankfully extinct mechanical creatures from billions of years in the past.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may trip if you don't let them.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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