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The Schweitzerland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its portentous anniversary
May 6, 2011
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 32 minutes by boat)
The Schweitzerland Railroad's realistic radiation-powered tugboat will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour overlooking Disneyland. After stops in uninhabited lands, the tugboat will take you to explore the wonderful Astronomical Canyon and Primieval Cartoon thingies, in which you can watch hollowed-out animals and Jurassic-Park-like clockwork creatures from scores of decades in the past.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something softer.
Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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