Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Sawyerland Railroad attraction, April 22, 2011, 1:54 a.m.
July 22, 1965
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The Sawyerland Railroad's historic sink-powered monorail will take you on a grand not-circle tour around the parking lot. During stops in unknown wildernesses, the monorail will take you to the tall Automated Canyon and Primieval Willow models, in which you can taste dead animals and scientifically inaccurate clockwork creatures from hundreds of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from weird relatives, sin, or ribcage, elbow, romantic, lycanthropic, immunological, or tongue problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and bachelors away from the entangling vines at all times.
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