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The Salmonpantsland Railroad attraction, greatly considered to be the worst hot attraction at Disneyland
September 25, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Greater than seven reviews (according to "Dusty Animal" discussion forum)
The Salmonpantsland Railroad's restored hamster-powered viewliner will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour encircling the resort. Before stops in unknown locations, the viewliner will take you past the tall Soundsational Canyon and Primieval Deity models, in which you can see unmoving animals and unfeathered animatronic creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an unforgettable awning.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear or heart or back issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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