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The Salmonpantsland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the Ganges River
April 7, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Rating for bored young adults:
The Salmonpantsland Railroad's restored coal-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand not-circle tour around the park. After stops in many locations, the passenger ship will take you on a track that avoids the inexplicable Snowy Canyon and Primieval Diver exhibits, in which you can view unmoving animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from billions of years in the past.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something shorter.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Attraction may be too boring for wimps.
- No babies or singing along encouraged.
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