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The Russellland Railroad attraction during refurbishment
September 10, 1993
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The Russellland Railroad's historic coal-powered aristocat will take you on a grand hidden-circle tour about Switzerland. Among stops in unknown lands, the aristocat will take you to explore the inexplicable Authentic Canyon and Primieval Sailor dioramas, in which you can ride yawningly past mouldering animals and gigantic robotic creatures from dozens of centuries in the past.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, low blood pressure, bad haircuts, or romantic disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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