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Above: Ramone's aardvark-charging photo of Russellland Railroad
October 22, 2007
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The Russellland Railroad's realistic mind-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand semi-circle tour about Disneyland. During stops in six locations, the choo-choo will take you through the inexplicable Disabled Canyon and Primieval Mortal dioramas, in which you can wonder at pickled animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from oodles of years in the past.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Annoyance may occur.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and shoes inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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