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The Rooneyland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri
May 12, 1978
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The Rooneyland Railroad's historic hamster-powered locomotive will take you on a grand harmonious-circle tour encircling the parking lot. During stops in random lands, the locomotive will take you through the grand Martian Canyon and Primieval Hatter models, in which you can taste dead animals and unfeathered robotic creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something more stimulating.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Tim Burton.
- Walt Disney had a locomotive of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Thomasinawood Pacific.
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