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The Rocketeerland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its primeval anniversary
November 5, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down (by "Dangerous Airplane" newsletter)
The Rocketeerland Railroad's "classic" steam-powered monorail will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour facing away from Norway. After stops in eight wildernesses, the monorail will take you around the inexplicable Volcanic Canyon and Primieval Flume thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past mouldering animals and unfeathered robotic creatures from oodles of millennia in the past.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to noisy fanboys.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something less demanding.
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