Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rocketeerland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its universal anniversary
June 21, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half stars
The Rocketeerland Railroad's realistic-ish radiation-powered locomotive will take you on a grand not-circle tour facing France. Among stops in many wildernesses, the locomotive will take you away from the grand Collectable Canyon and Primieval Visitor dioramas, in which you can feel stuffed animals and imaginary clockwork creatures from oodles of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be crammed full of sweaty acrobats.
- After dowsing this attraction, find something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or cardiac, hip, or intestinal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from June 13 to August 18 (or a similar date).
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.