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The Remusland Railroad attraction, accidentally striking in the shrouded moonlight
January 14, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frequent visitors:
Two thumbs down (according to "Octagonal Streetcar" Facebook page, 1993)
The Remusland Railroad's semi-restored glove-powered locomotive will take you on a grand wrong-circle tour encircling a university. During stops in foreign wildernesses, the locomotive will take you to the wonderous Patient Canyon and Primieval Human attractions, in which you can ride yawningly past stiff animals and scientifically inaccurate robotic creatures from thousands of millennia in the past.
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Be sure to hold your hats and opinions within the attraction at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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