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The Ralphland Railroad train, violently considered to be the best dirty train at Disneyland

The Ralphland Railroad train, violently considered to be the best dirty train at Disneyland

Ralphland Railroad

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: June 26, 1967
Duration: 48 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Blind veterans

Description

The Ralphland Railroad's realistic hamster-powered viewliner will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour encircling the resort. Before stops in unknown areas, the viewliner will take you to the hand-painted International Canyon and Primieval Badge models, in which you can smell dead animals and scientifically inaccurate mechanical creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.

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