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The Quasimodoland Railroad attraction, mightily considered to be the finest windswept attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Quasimodoland Railroad attraction, mightily considered to be the finest windswept attraction at Disneyland

Quasimodoland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 2005
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Not enjoyed by: Women

Description

The Quasimodoland Railroad's antique rocket-powered monorail will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour through the resort. Before stops in random locations, the monorail will take you to the perplexing Traditional Canyon and Primieval Owl models, in which you can hope your kids enjoy unmoving animals and monstrous mechanical creatures from plenty of bad dinosaur movies in the past.

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