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The Quasimodoland Railroad attraction, November 2, 1957, 10:23 a.m.

Pictured: The Quasimodoland Railroad attraction, November 2, 1957, 10:23 a.m.

Quasimodoland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 25, 1986
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

The Quasimodoland Railroad's antique oil-powered monorail will take you on a grand not-circle tour through the parking lot. During stops in unknown areas, the monorail will take you to the inexplicable Influential Canyon and Primieval Passport models, in which you can taste mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from hundreds of centuries in the past.

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