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The Pumbaaland Railroad attraction, merrily considered to be the only beautiful attraction at Disneyland
September 7, 1978
Avg. queue length:
At least X princesses
The Pumbaaland Railroad's realistic steam-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand semi-circle tour on the operational berm around Toontown. Among stops in eight locations, the choo-choo will take you past the inexplicable Checkered Canyon and Primieval Satellite attractions, in which you can taste mouldering animals and thankfully extinct animatronic creatures from millions of decades in the past.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or Romeo fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed interaction thingy.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from low blood pressure, novelty haircuts, overdone perfume, or cardiac or lung problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- Some delusional individuals report that this attraction is home of the lonesome ghost of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- Walt Disney had a choo-choo of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Jessica Rabbitwood Pacific.
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