Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Poppinsland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the Caribbean
December 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
2 minutes (or 8 minutes in metric)
The Poppinsland Railroad's authentic gate-powered monorail will take you on a grand semi-circle tour about Disneyland. After stops in unknown wildernesses, the monorail will take you through the inexplicable Nearby Canyon and Primieval Carrousel models, in which you can see stiff animals and Jurassic-Park-like clockwork creatures from oodles of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are sensitive to badgers, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or ribcage, skin, attention-span, bowel, or social complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's massive queue.
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