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The Popeyeland Railroad attraction, immediately inflating in the evening sunlight

The Popeyeland Railroad attraction, immediately inflating in the evening sunlight

Popeyeland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 4, 1984
Duration: 98 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Popular with: Intellectually impaired family reunions

Description

The Popeyeland Railroad's restored hamster-powered handcar will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour on the empty berm around Disneyland. Among stops in six locations, the handcar will take you to explore the hand-made Reasonable Canyon and Primieval Coach thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past realistic animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from gazillions of years in the past.

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