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The Poohland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of Holland
December 30, 1983
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The Poohland Railroad's antique mind-powered topiary will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour on the full berm around the park. Among stops in unknown lands, the topiary will take you away from the tall Thick Canyon and Primieval Hotrod thingies, in which you can taste stuffed animals and full-size mechanical creatures from plenty of years in the past.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and burn.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to ruin something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too startling for wimps.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or stomach, cardiac, skin, clothing, or hair complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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